8 Dance Valley Do’s!
Everyone wants to enjoy a fun and sunny day at Dance Valley. Therefore, we lined up these useful do’s, so we can make Dance Valley great (again)!
Do drink beer! But don’t throw your beer on people. The malfunction that happens in a person’s brain when they decide to toss their full glass of beer over a dancing crowd is still a big scientific mystery. Throwing your beer never leads to something good. First of all, you are out of beer. Secondly, people will get wet. And finally: everyone will hate you. It makes no sense at all. Stick to drinking your beer, please.
Do wander across the festival-terrain! It’s smart to plan ahead, so you don’t miss out on all your favourite dj’s, but the moment you lost all your friends and you don’t know where you are, might be the best moment of the festival. Wander around, discover new music and make new friends. You might discover that you are really into freestyle, or finally meet that person who has the same furry fetish as you do.
Do stand on the ground & have fun! However, don’t sit on someone shoulders. Sure, it is great fun to have the best view, be the focus of the cameras and press you private parts on that hot guy’s neck. But have you ever considered the people around you? You block the view for everyone in a ten metre radius. Your feet are at the height of most people’s faces, so spontaneous face kicks are pretty common. But most of all, the chances of you two falling over is too darn high. Just stick to groin level. uhh ground level.
Do share everything with your friends. Dance Valley is all about coming together and being one. Down to your last piece of chewing gum? Give it away! Someone begging for a cigarette? Smoke it together! See a soul in need of a drink? Offer a sip from yours! Someone eyeballing your lover? This might be an excellent chance to finally have that threesome you’ve always dreamt about.
Do smile! Put the phone away and enjoy the moment. Only take pictures of those special, unexpected moments, like when your friend spilled ketchup on his white shirt or when you see you colleague cheat on her husband. These are the memories you want to cherish for ever and ever.
Do bring your mum and dad. Are they always complaining that you don’t spend enough time with them? Are they oblivious for the awesome life you’ve been living, arguing partying is just a waste of time? Prove them wrong and take them along with you. Once they’ve experience Dance Valley themselves, they’ll surely buy you tickets for Dance Valley 2018. At least you will be off the hook for Sunday morning coffee this year.
Do prepare yourself for a sunny day! Or better, don’t be so stubborn that you think you don’t need sun protection. We all know you secretly like it when sticky white stuff drips down your face, so rub that sunscreen in every two hours. Wear sunglasses to protect your eyes and be instantly fashionable at the same time. Finally, stay hydrated in order to prevent a sunstroke. No, not with alcohol.
Do dress up! This is not the time to be your boring self. Dance Valley is the time to be the person you’ve always wanted to be, but never dared to be. Forget all the insecurities about you beer belly, sagging boobs, retracting hair line or camel toe. Wear that crop top, braless-top, wig and bodysuit! As a guy, always felt the need to wear a dress? Just go for it. Express yourself. We all love you for what makes you unique!